Hi everybody — I would like to apologize for how long it’s been since I’ve published a set of game reviews. I have one word for what’s to blame: Swordquest. I’m trying so hard to give these miserable games a chance that my traditional alphabetical-order efforts have been derailed. However, I have some good news: I’ve been working on a secret update hidden in the body of my site that some astute readers may have already discovered. All will be revealed in a couple of days. ‘Til then, thanks for your patience.